Rule 2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continuing this game by sending it to other people.
1. Do you have secrets?
lol, this is the dumbest question i've ever heard. oh no, no, i dont have secrets oh, no no no no.....nobody has secrets oh...oh im so lifeless that i have no secrets, no, i have nothing, nope. nothing at all....oh nooooOOooOOOooOOOOOOoooOoOoOOOOooo i dont have secrets....nnnOOoooOOoOOOooOOOooooOoooOooOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooo..... OF COURSE LA YOU STUPID ISSIT WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS??? CARI GADUH ISSIT??? KAYAN PEOPLE CANNOT HAVE SECRET ISSIT??? THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAHAN SECRETS ISSIT?? MUST HAVE ALL OUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ISSIT???? THE ABU ISMAIL WHAT WHAT WHAT MUST KNOW ALL ABOUT US SO WE CANNOT LARI MALAYSIA WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FALLS ISSIT???? I LOVE RABBITS!!!! GEEERRRAAAMMMM !!!!!! STOP ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FARGASCHAGALAGA!!!!
2. Would you fall in love with a girl younger than you?
OH no, nonononononononono, we cannot fall in love with girls younger than us because its against the law ohhh.we cannot oh... NOoooOooOOOooOOOoooOOOooo i wouldn't fall in love with a girl younger than me. i want an older girl ohhhh. cannot have younger girl ohhh.....JUST BECAUSE IM BUMIPUTRA I CANNOT HAVE YOUNGER GIRLS ISSIT??? SAVE ALL THE GIRLS FOR GOVERNMENT STAFF ISSIT???? ISSIT??? YOU SCARED BUMI PEOPLE HAVE NEXT GENERATION ISSIT??? YOU JUST WANT US TO HAVE ALL THE OLD WOMEN SO WE CANNOT HAVE KIDS TO CONTINUE OUR BLOODLINE ISSIT???? SO THAT IN THE FUTURE THE ONLY RAKYAT IS GOVERNMENT STAFF ISSIT???? OH, THIS IS A JOB APPLICATION...ARE YOU WILLING TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT??? NO?? OK....NEXT PLEASE...LIKE THAT ISSIT??? SEE MY NAME KENAIDY ADAN STRAIGHT AWAY I CANNOT HAVE YOUNGER GIRL ISSIT??? YOU STUPID GOVERNMENT WORKERS GO MAKE A CITY IN GUA MULU LA YOU.......WARISAN TRADISIONAL Y'ALL GO CRAZY OVER IT RIGHT??? KAYAN PEOPLE JUST DIE LA RIGHT????
3. Do you enjoy going to college? is this an insult? who freaggin started this whole tagging thing? who freaggin came up with these questions?? are these specifically targetted questions because NOOOO.....I CAN'T ENJOY GOING TO COLLEGE BACUASE IM UNEDUCATED AND I LIVE IN HEAPS OF SOIL!!! I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO COLLEGE RIGHT???? RIGHT RIGHT?? COZ IM BUMI RIGHT? YOU HATE BUMI PEOPLE RIGHT?? GOVERMENT CANNOT TAHAN TO SEE KAYAN PEOPLE GO OVERSEAS RIGHT??? EVERYTHING POLITICAL IS RACE BASED RIGHT??? I CANNOT GO COLLEGE RIGHT?? MY ONLY HOPE IS TO JALA IKAN RIGHT??? YOU FREAGGIN GOVERNMENT GASSHOLES* WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!! GO AWAY!!! RENTAP DIDN'T DIE FOR NOTHING!!! YOU THINK I ONLY KOW SUMPIT BURUNG ISSIT??? HELLO KENAIDY, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?? YESI DO, WHERE DO YOU HAVE N MIND? OH I DON'T KNOW.....MAYBE IN THE TREES SOMEHERE FOR UNEDUCATED BUMI PEOPLE!!!???!!!???
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
i would bury it underground. because i don't know what to do with money. oohhh nooo... i've never held money before in my life oooohhh. i got 10 ringgit from my parents on my birthday and i folded it into a paper aeroplane oooohhhh. what to do with money ooohhhh.. GEE I DON'T KNOW MAYBE BUILD A LONGHOUSE??? RIGHT??? THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS RIGHT????????? MAKE MORE LONGHOUSES FOR THE WHITE PEOPLE TO SEE, COME ON KELABIT PEOPLE GET WORKING!! RIGHT??? THATS HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE RIGHT???? OH I HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS WHY DON'T I GO BUY MYSELF SOME KRAF TANGAN TRADISIONAL RIGHT???? RIGHT??? AND THEN MAYBE IN A HUNDRED YEARS PUT IT IN SOME SIVIK DAN KEMANUSIAAN TEXTBOOK TO TORTUE KIDS WITH RIGHT??? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS??? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO....YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW?? TRYING TO BRAINWASH US?????? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT....YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH US BECAUSE WE'RE TOO BUSY LISTENING TO SAPEK ALL DAY SO IT'S REALLY NO USE
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
oh cannot, thats what the law says right?
"every bumiputra with IQs higher than 3 need to fall in love with their best friends so the government doesn' have to worry about their future"
MY IQ TIDAK SAMPAI 2 RIGHT???
WHY NOT?? am i not ALLOWED to fall in love with my best friend? IS THAT AGAINST THE LAW???? IS IT?? IS IT RECENT??? THE LAW WAS JUST CREATED YESTERDAY AND EVERY LONGHOSE IN SARAWAK HASN'T BEEN INFORMED YET BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER US STAY IN PADDED CELLS SOMEWHERE IN THE MALDIVES??? IS THAT IT??
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
We all know the answer to this one. loving someone duh~ BUT NO.....KAYAN PEOPLE DUNNO HOW TO LOVE BECAUSE WE ONLY LOVE OUR ANIMALS AND PADI GRAINS.......
7. List 5 recently watched movies.
hmmm....i'll have to think about this... oh i dunno....congkak? uhh......mistik?? hmmm....bidadari? BECAUSE THATS ALL I CAN WATCH RIGHT?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH ENOUGH TO KEEP UP WITH THE MOVIE INDUSTRY RIGHT???THE GOVERNMENT IS SO GOOD FOR PROVIDING US WITH LL THESE GREAT SUPER ACADEMY AWARD WINNING MOVIES LIKE DUYUNG AND ANTU FIGHTER RIGHT???
this is a tough one. but probably i would just brake down and do the obvious...you know ....like...... SUMPIT HER FROM BEHIND??? RIGHT??? ITS SO OBVIOUS RIGHT?? COZ THAT'S WHAT MR. POLITICIAN SAYS SO IT HAS TO BE CORRECT RIGHT???
9. List 5 favourite TV shows
hmmm...lets see....adi dan ayah? tom tom bak? geng bas sekolah? bola kampung? IM NOT ALLOWED TO NAME ANYTHING FROM BARAT PUNYA PEOPLE RIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE RIGHT?? ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD RIGHT? RIGHT MR. BARISAN NASIONAL??? RIGHT????????? SAYA SUDAH ADA GAYA BARAT BUKAN??? NAK CULIK SAYA UNTUK MEMPERSOALKAN SAYA??? ADAKAH PENGUNAAN BAHASA MELAYU SAYA ADALAH MEMUASKAN??? NAK SAYA TULIS SEBUAH KARANGAN YANG MEMPUNYAI SEKURANG-KURANGNYA 80 PERKATAAN??
10. Do you have any regrets?
my only regret is not voting for barisan nasional becuase BARISAN NASIONAL IS THE GREATEST RIGHT??? THEY ARE SO GOOD AND SO HEART TO HEART WITH THE PEOPLE RIGHT??? NATIONAL LINE??? THAT'S YOUR NAME?? YOU CALL YOURSELF THE NATIONAL LINE?? yeah.....national line of ENGLISH SPEAKING LOSERS THAT DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.....OH WE NEED TO GIVE PRE-SCHOOLERS PENDIDKAN MORAL SO THEY DON'T BECAME HOOLIGANS LIKE ORANG BARAT.....
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
in the jungles of vietnam suppose...being hunted down by ISA.....for NOT PAYING CUKAI PINTU RIGHT??? EVERYDAY CUKAI PINTU ONLY NAIK FOR MY HOUSE ONLY RIGHT???? JUST BECAUSE MY PARENTS TICKED BUMIPUTRA ON THE FORM WHEN THEY BOUGHT THE HOUSE RIGHT???
12. Who are the most important people to you?
Even though im being very racist right now i can't help but answering this question as honest as i can. the most important person in my life is God.
13. What kind of person do you think the person that tagged you is?
omg, Kenaina is the nuttiest crazy person i've ever seen before in my life..DON'T....life...
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
sorry but im realy not too sure about this one. i want to ut single and rich but i know i'd rather be married.....so.hehehh..this one's a tie then. UNLESS THE GOVERNMENT DECIDES THAT I SHOULD BE SINGLE AND POOR AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY LIKE ABOUT BUMIPUTRA....THAY LIKE TO SEE THEM SUFFER ALONE IN WOODEN HOUSES.....RIGHT????
15. What is your favourite color?
Blue most definately. my second is crimson.
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
depends really...what kind of relationship? like dating or married type relationship. for taggers out there please be more specific about you're questions.
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, which one would you choose?
I'd choose the one that laughs the hardest. XD!!
18. What are the top 5 places on your "to-go" list?
Nappa wins top place on my list no doubt, i'd say number 2 would be Rome. emmm, number three ....hmm....France. Fourth would be Hawaii and fifth i'd have to say is Nadzirs house. SHURAAAA!!!
19. Name 3 things you would like to do but would never be able to.
i) FIRST AND FOREMOST!!!
I would like to topple the Malaysian government. :) sorry Anwar Ibrahim...it's ture. i hate you.
ii) McSecond
I would like to do crime without having all those "consequences" after that. you know....eternal damnation..aih....tis be a hard life.
iii) Nommbre es Tres'te
I would like to be bestfriends with everyone in the world. Childish but, yeah, aren't we all? kwah kwah kwah!!
20. 5 people I have tagged.
i) Wilson Phua
ii) Joan
iii) Daryl
iv) Darren
v) McSyafiq
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