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if you have read my last controversy post, you would find that i promised to update more controversies....SO....one would guess that this would be part 2. enjoy your dose of Malaysian controversy ( i ust hope i don't get arrested...don't tell the police..)

I've always hated the government....they do stupid things for no reason...like why on earth do we have those big speakers and projectors in all of our classrooms when they don't even work. They're not even plugged in...not even wired up. and whats up with the flyover near pelita? they took off the traffic lights so there would be a reason to build a flyover....then they make another traffic light like 50 meters from where it used to be..like wtf? i dedicate this post to all the dumbest menteri(s) in Malaysia. I shall now vent out my anger in the form of controversies.

Controversy number 2.

Cukai pintu. Ok, i know this may sound very made up and all but i swear..wait no...i promise...ahh..maybe..not all..but..AH..it's true lah............plz believe me. all true one. i think. ok, start lao ah? this government ahh..tell you...they all soo sumbing one. celaka betul this ppl. think they all so cool la ho? kayan ppl so stupid issit? pandang rendah on kelabit people la? y'all cari gaduh ka? think iban only know sumpit burung issit? i KNOWWWWW why they one us to pay cukai pintuuuu. i know. Anwar Ibrahim cannot lie to me one. i very smart. i know whyyyy you wan us to pay cukai pintu one.. because you jealous maaa. you jealous we all ot enough money to buy house wan laa..... you think we dunno issit? haiiyooo...i KNOOOOWWWWWW it...cannot lie...why try to lie to me....cannot one...tell you...my iban friend lie detector one... everyday smell the newspaper..all smell like LIES!!! why try so hard?? coz got many iban people issit?? you dun like we all got money ahh?? issit?? scared lose issit?? go play lottery so much la.... Mr. A_____ I*****m? now so cool issit??

HERE'S THE FREAgGIN CONTROVERSY:
1. (iban) people wan buy house in city.

2. (iban) people got money.

3. (iban) people use mone to buy house la.

4. (malaysian)government go see....aik?? why got one (iban) people live here? i think better we all naik cukai pintu abit la hoo... dun give them (iban) people chance..

5. (iban) people still got money can pay cukai one...k c leh....

6. (malaysian) government all go crazy liao ah... they all dunno (iban) people can pay one ohh..

7. see (iban) people so happy got house liao ah then suuuuuuddenly stiiuuuupppeerdd (malaysian) government all say ta ma d* ordy ah..then naik cukai ah, now you see the boy there? look happy ah? Mc Donald happy meal can la. stiiiuuupppeeerdd government. you go make up somemore immaginary budaya tradisional for us ony wan show off to other country and sebarang put in textbooks for us la. why so sumbing till marah like this??? YOU CARI GADUH ISSIT???

8. (iban) people marah ordy ah. heyy, they all got good reason to marah one ah...they marah stiiiuuuppeeerd (malaysian) government. of course la right?

9. now (malaysian) government all so kiasu dun wanna lose so call they all (iban) people lanun. then so racist with them somemore go make one separate toilet for them somemore... RACIST i tell you!!! A____ I*r**m RACIST!!!

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10. now rentap wan make (malaysian) kerajaan very ma fan liao ah. so start lah...iban people start make things mafan for (malaysian) government because they all start first ah. i very support iban people. i never racist iban people before in my life. (except for daniel tan chi won anak tan).

11. (malysian) government hate them now because they all can pay cukai pintu. that's why cukai pintu now so high because (malaysian) government like to very ma fan with people.

dun worry iban people...kayan will support. dunno about murud and penan people. maybe someday they will support oso. melanau oso. i think kadazan people oso can la...bisayak not sure ah...they all dun like iban people oso i think. i think la. not sure why. i will carik that controversy next time.

y'all come back after PMR for next controversy ah..

dun miss it.