anyways, lately teachers have been getting VERYYYY boring... i feel like kicking something. ishh..
so...
guess what..
just recently...
i programmed my brain to do random-spontaneous things when i get bored.
strangely, i was really quite surprised with the results...
Le' Ong de Paris
For my fellow 3T1 classmates... we all recognise this man as Le' Ong de Paris.
"HIDE YOUR BABIES!!! Le' ONG IS HERE!!!" - random old ladies
Le' Ong up close.
poor old ladies... i almost feel sorry for them.. now, lets have a close up of Le' Ong..
Le' Ong up close.Now, i bet you're all wondering...'JUST WHO THE HELL IS LE' ONG??"
i believe i have the answer for that.
Months ago.. we 1993-ers entered the start of our fifteenth year. smexyphillya!! and to replace the ever sexy Cikgu Rahmawati, Mr Ong was assigned to our class as our B.M teacher. he is horny. i wish i had turtles in my backyard. anyhuu, Mr Ong proved himself worthy of our insults and thus, the birth of Le' Ong.
i believe i have the answer for that.
Months ago.. we 1993-ers entered the start of our fifteenth year. smexyphillya!! and to replace the ever sexy Cikgu Rahmawati, Mr Ong was assigned to our class as our B.M teacher. he is horny. i wish i had turtles in my backyard. anyhuu, Mr Ong proved himself worthy of our insults and thus, the birth of Le' Ong.
"HIDE YOUR BABIES!!! Le' ONG IS HEREE!!!"
So.. being the horniest teacher around .."oh saya suka, saya suka" We(lau, daryl) gave Le' Ong very sexy characteristics and(just 5 minutes ago) a background story.
Paris, France 1973. In the dark of the night, a French couple there was. gazing into the stars. As the moonlight mocked the black people of the earth. A French Hoomby-Boomby monkey, havin seis on the trees above them. "OOO OOO OOO AH AAAHH AHHH" throughout the night. The crumpets twas getting cold. But ah, the palm of her hand, upon the hairs of his ...thing... the cold, was no problem. Who would guess that this would be the night. That one night, the meeting of the gametes. Who knew what monstrosity was in store for Paris.
Cries were heard echoing in and out of the halls. Petrified screams danced their ways all the way to the ears of the receptionist. A hospital, where Le' Ong, met the world...
Some say peanuts can talk, others say Le' Ong sold his soul to Oprah.But all this talk of Le' Ong stopped when everyone finally found out that Janet Jackson doesn't like cream on her cookies.. Fo Shizzle. But, as Janet Jackson desperately tries to convince the world that she DOES like cream on her cookies, Le' Ong... runs around Paris. Free... and naked...
So.. being the horniest teacher around .."oh saya suka, saya suka" We(lau, daryl) gave Le' Ong very sexy characteristics and(just 5 minutes ago) a background story.
Paris, France 1973. In the dark of the night, a French couple there was. gazing into the stars. As the moonlight mocked the black people of the earth. A French Hoomby-Boomby monkey, havin seis on the trees above them. "OOO OOO OOO AH AAAHH AHHH" throughout the night. The crumpets twas getting cold. But ah, the palm of her hand, upon the hairs of his ...thing... the cold, was no problem. Who would guess that this would be the night. That one night, the meeting of the gametes. Who knew what monstrosity was in store for Paris.
Cries were heard echoing in and out of the halls. Petrified screams danced their ways all the way to the ears of the receptionist. A hospital, where Le' Ong, met the world...
Some say peanuts can talk, others say Le' Ong sold his soul to Oprah.But all this talk of Le' Ong stopped when everyone finally found out that Janet Jackson doesn't like cream on her cookies.. Fo Shizzle. But, as Janet Jackson desperately tries to convince the world that she DOES like cream on her cookies, Le' Ong... runs around Paris. Free... and naked...
HIDE YOUR BABIES!!! LE' ONG IS HERE!!!!
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